CARNO CARNE

Waldo Carno had a nice bike
Which he tried to eat slice by slice
He boiled the tyres in sardo glue
To soften them up for an easy chew
The saddle he baked along with the brake
He ground the crossbar into a duralia cake
Which he ate with gusto on a garden rake
It was quite a site to see Waldo eat
The local Mayor said it was quite a feat